Weird dreams anyone?

by **doc O. Mire** » 07.28.12 7:02am

I dreamt that I was president of america and prime minister of britain, ruling over both countries from the safety of my upstairs bathroom

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Also, I'm going to play with the semantic of this topic's title a little: When I was younger, my friends and I dreamed of opening a large business, starting as basically a tech store like Radioshack with just one location and then working our way up. Upon reaching our goal, we'd create a giant factory in a desert somewhere and create super weapons for the military, like anti-matter bombs, rail guns, black hole generators, and hover tanks. I still have a notebook with blueprints for it all somewhere in my room. Here's hoping that dream never comes true...

by **LesserChozo** » 07.28.12 7:40am

Last night I dreamed I was swimming with mermaids(and mermen), as well as manatees ... in a dolphin tank. o_O

by **Zeroº** » 07.29.12 12:42am

LesserChozo wrote:Last night I dreamed I was swimming with mermaids(and mermen), as well as manatees ... in a dolphin tank.

Wait. Were you just the normal you, or were you also a mer-person? 'Cause if you were a normal human-dude, and those manatees were female, then I think I know how those mer-people got there...

...I'll just let myself out.

by **LesserChozo** » 07.29.12 4:19pm

Honestly, I'm not sure. :-?

by **Mecha Ridley 2.0** » 07.30.12 5:50pm

Just last night I had the usual odd dream, involving lots of different things, when in a certain part of it, I can barely remember the details, my brother, mom and other people in the dream were having a party in my parents house, which always looks different in each dream, when my mom or SOMEONE gave me a present, it was some thing depicting a naughty view of samus and ridley, ridley looking different, I remember saying in the dream something along the lines of ''I've seen better/worse''. Which is quite odd, because my mom does not even know of that kind of stuff, not like it matters, I'm 20, but still it was quite hilarious. Other dreams I had included bisected zombie cows, blue and green spider-like mechs taking over, I realized it was a dream and I wanted to wake up so I knew that a shock of fear would wake me so I stopped hiding and let the things get me by going outside onto the porch and then go back inside letting the thing see me, I tried to close my eyes but for some reason I couldn't, then I woke up.

by **YamI** » 07.31.12 2:36pm

My dreams have only been wet, if you understand what I mean. It's just that stage in my life, I guess. There are sometimes when I'll have little weird dreams where I am a video game character or something stupid like that but other than that all my dreams are usually sexual. >_>

by **R7038 XX** » 07.31.12 3:41pm

I had a dream about one of my favorite shows, and my New favorite Episode.

by **Thunderchin** » 07.31.12 4:08pm

I had a dream about being Pedobear.

by **LesserChozo** » 07.31.12 6:47pm

Thunderchin wrote:I had a dream about being Pedobear.

That's really creepy.

I'll be keeping my eye on you. :choogle:

by **Thunderchin** » 07.31.12 6:58pm

LesserChozo wrote:I'll be keeping my eye on you.

If you keep your ear on me, you might just find...that I-I-I love little girls...

by **YamI** » 08.01.12 3:19pm

Thunderchin wrote:
LesserChozo wrote:I'll be keeping my eye on you.
If you keep your ear on me, you might just find...that I-I-I love little girls...

pedobear song

NO! I DO! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF----

little girls...

Really though, last night wasn't as usual as I normally get, but my friend Taylor...I want her...!

I'm within distance of her for only a month and I doubt I'll get to see her! I mean.. SHE HAS CONDOMS MAN! plus she does like me in that way, so bonus. -_-;

by **Toxsyl** » 08.01.12 3:29pm

Never use a girl's condoms man, that shit ends up with you as a father leading you on that Maury show.

by **YamI** » 08.01.12 3:38pm

Toxsyl wrote:Never use a girl's condoms man, that shit ends up with you as a father leading you on that Maury show.

Hey man, whose to say I don't want that? >:)

Lol, well I do, but not right now. And also, Lol Maury Povich is funny in parts, but I wouldn't wanna be there.

by **Tianna** » 08.03.12 3:01am

Just dreamed that I was an AU Ed Elric. One where his muscles aren't quite so well-formed. I got recruited by a drag-queen version of Alex Louis Armstrong (whether he was like that all the time or just undercover, I don't know, but it worked) and I was expected to go undercover at some big dinner party while dressed like a girl. Naturally, since in my dream I was Ed, I was furious because it was more cracks that Mustang could fling at me for being short. There was some serious security forces protecting the bathroom and coatroom which is kind of a WTF for me. It was a pretty swank bathroom, though, so I guess it made sense.

At some point it was outed to the rent-a-cops there that I was an undercover investigator or whatever, so they gave me some level of leeway at some point. But they still thought I was a preteen girl (you know, because Ed lacks assets, and for me, being reasonably well-endowed, dreaming that is pretty funny to me).

The bathroom connected to some huge room, but it was so dark I couldn't see. Ran into some guy who insistently offered me what looked like a fruity girly cocktail and was holding a pill in his other hand like "Hi, I want to drug you and take you home with me, hurhurhur." I broke the guy's foot with my automail leg. Except nobody could tell my mechanical limbs were metal because of some secret-level high tech skin covering. Like.. the Terminator, but it was fast-repairing, and only looked and felt like real skin. No blood or anything.

I have a lot of dreams where I'm a guy. But at least usually when I do, I'm one of my own characters. But seriously, being an "it's a trap" Ed Elric takes the cake of funny for me.

ETA: Because I just saw Toxsyl's comment again and it reminds me.. None of the girls I'm friends with would ever do that. There's a difference between a woman and a bitch.

I like women. I hate bitches. I'm very picky about the members of the female gender that I hang out with.

So yeah, if the females you know are like that, you should drop it like it's hot anyway.

by **YamI** » 08.05.12 2:28am

Tianna wrote:ETA: Because I just saw Toxsyl's comment again and it reminds me.. None of the girls I'm friends with would ever do that. There's a difference between a woman and a bitch. I like women. I hate bitches. I'm very picky about the members of the female gender that I hang out with.

So yeah, if the females you know are like that, you should drop it like it's hot anyway.

It's not so much as being a bitch as there is being a girl going "Please get me knocked up so I can stop being a slut, even if it is secretive holes in the condom."

But yeah. I honestly would trust her though. She's 15 for god sake, who would pull that at 15? No one I know. Unless they were fucking crazy.

doc O. Mire Posts: 1060 Joined: 08.23.10 5:24pm Location: Inside a chimney, thinking	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by doc O. Mire » 07.28.12 7:02am I dreamt that I was president of america and prime minister of britain, ruling over both countries from the safety of my upstairs bathroom . Also, I'm going to play with the semantic of this topic's title a little: When I was younger, my friends and I dreamed of opening a large business, starting as basically a tech store like Radioshack with just one location and then working our way up. Upon reaching our goal, we'd create a giant factory in a desert somewhere and create super weapons for the military, like anti-matter bombs, rail guns, black hole generators, and hover tanks. I still have a notebook with blueprints for it all somewhere in my room. Here's hoping that dream never comes true... "Writing is easy. You just stare at a blank page until your forehead starts to bleed." - Douglas Adams
LesserChozo Posts: 3624 Joined: 10.04.09 6:18pm Location: North Carolina, USA	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by LesserChozo » 07.28.12 7:40am Last night I dreamed I was swimming with mermaids(and mermen), as well as manatees ... in a dolphin tank. Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.
Zeroº Posts: 2542 Joined: 08.13.10 9:01pm Location: In ruins! Website	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by Zeroº » 07.29.12 12:42am LesserChozo wrote:Last night I dreamed I was swimming with mermaids(and mermen), as well as manatees ... in a dolphin tank. Wait. Were you just the normal you, or were you also a mer-person? 'Cause if you were a normal human-dude, and those manatees were female, then I think I know how those mer-people got there... ...I'll just let myself out. X-Ray Scope Acquired!
LesserChozo Posts: 3624 Joined: 10.04.09 6:18pm Location: North Carolina, USA	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by LesserChozo » 07.29.12 4:19pm Honestly, I'm not sure. Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.
Mecha Ridley 2.0 Posts: 5 Joined: 07.20.12 2:05am	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by Mecha Ridley 2.0 » 07.30.12 5:50pm Just last night I had the usual odd dream, involving lots of different things, when in a certain part of it, I can barely remember the details, my brother, mom and other people in the dream were having a party in my parents house, which always looks different in each dream, when my mom or SOMEONE gave me a present, it was some thing depicting a naughty view of samus and ridley, ridley looking different, I remember saying in the dream something along the lines of ''I've seen better/worse''. Which is quite odd, because my mom does not even know of that kind of stuff, not like it matters, I'm 20, but still it was quite hilarious. Other dreams I had included bisected zombie cows, blue and green spider-like mechs taking over, I realized it was a dream and I wanted to wake up so I knew that a shock of fear would wake me so I stopped hiding and let the things get me by going outside onto the porch and then go back inside letting the thing see me, I tried to close my eyes but for some reason I couldn't, then I woke up.
YamI Posts: 1336 Joined: 03.16.11 11:06pm Website	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by YamI » 07.31.12 2:36pm My dreams have only been wet, if you understand what I mean. It's just that stage in my life, I guess. There are sometimes when I'll have little weird dreams where I am a video game character or something stupid like that but other than that all my dreams are usually sexual.
R7038 XX Posts: 572 Joined: 06.14.12 9:23pm Location: disguised SOMEWHERE in North america.	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by R7038 XX » 07.31.12 3:41pm I had a dream about one of my favorite shows, and my New favorite Episode. I don't care how much you wanna Hate, I am a Sailor Moon fan FOR LIFE!!!!!!
Thunderchin Posts: 1753 Joined: 04.19.10 3:45pm Location: District 14 Website http://www.facebook.com/Thunderchin	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by Thunderchin » 07.31.12 4:08pm I had a dream about being Pedobear. HYRUL3 wrote:Damn you Thunderchin. Damn you.
LesserChozo Posts: 3624 Joined: 10.04.09 6:18pm Location: North Carolina, USA	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by LesserChozo » 07.31.12 6:47pm Thunderchin wrote:I had a dream about being Pedobear. That's really creepy. I'll be keeping my eye on you. Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.
Thunderchin Posts: 1753 Joined: 04.19.10 3:45pm Location: District 14 Website http://www.facebook.com/Thunderchin	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by Thunderchin » 07.31.12 6:58pm LesserChozo wrote:I'll be keeping my eye on you. If you keep your ear on me, you might just find...that I-I-I love little girls... HYRUL3 wrote:Damn you Thunderchin. Damn you.
YamI Posts: 1336 Joined: 03.16.11 11:06pm Website	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by YamI » 08.01.12 3:19pm Thunderchin wrote: LesserChozo wrote:I'll be keeping my eye on you. If you keep your ear on me, you might just find...that I-I-I love little girls... pedobear song NO! I DO! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF---- little girls... Really though, last night wasn't as usual as I normally get, but my friend Taylor...I want her...! I'm within distance of her for only a month and I doubt I'll get to see her! I mean.. SHE HAS CONDOMS MAN! plus she does like me in that way, so bonus.
Toxsyl Posts: 707 Joined: 08.15.11 3:42pm Location: I can't stay still.	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by Toxsyl » 08.01.12 3:29pm Never use a girl's condoms man, that shit ends up with you as a father leading you on that Maury show.
YamI Posts: 1336 Joined: 03.16.11 11:06pm Website	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by YamI » 08.01.12 3:38pm Toxsyl wrote:Never use a girl's condoms man, that shit ends up with you as a father leading you on that Maury show. Hey man, whose to say I don't want that? Lol, well I do, but not right now. And also, Lol Maury Povich is funny in parts, but I wouldn't wanna be there.
Tianna Posts: 886 Joined: 09.12.09 4:08am Location: Colorado Springs, CO Website	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by Tianna » 08.03.12 3:01am Just dreamed that I was an AU Ed Elric. One where his muscles aren't quite so well-formed. I got recruited by a drag-queen version of Alex Louis Armstrong (whether he was like that all the time or just undercover, I don't know, but it worked) and I was expected to go undercover at some big dinner party while dressed like a girl. Naturally, since in my dream I was Ed, I was furious because it was more cracks that Mustang could fling at me for being short. There was some serious security forces protecting the bathroom and coatroom which is kind of a WTF for me. It was a pretty swank bathroom, though, so I guess it made sense. At some point it was outed to the rent-a-cops there that I was an undercover investigator or whatever, so they gave me some level of leeway at some point. But they still thought I was a preteen girl (you know, because Ed lacks assets, and for me, being reasonably well-endowed, dreaming that is pretty funny to me). The bathroom connected to some huge room, but it was so dark I couldn't see. Ran into some guy who insistently offered me what looked like a fruity girly cocktail and was holding a pill in his other hand like "Hi, I want to drug you and take you home with me, hurhurhur." I broke the guy's foot with my automail leg. Except nobody could tell my mechanical limbs were metal because of some secret-level high tech skin covering. Like.. the Terminator, but it was fast-repairing, and only looked and felt like real skin. No blood or anything. I have a lot of dreams where I'm a guy. But at least usually when I do, I'm one of my own characters. But seriously, being an "it's a trap" Ed Elric takes the cake of funny for me. ETA: Because I just saw Toxsyl's comment again and it reminds me.. None of the girls I'm friends with would ever do that. There's a difference between a woman and a bitch. I like women. I hate bitches. I'm very picky about the members of the female gender that I hang out with. So yeah, if the females you know are like that, you should drop it like it's hot anyway. @Paragons_Saga
YamI Posts: 1336 Joined: 03.16.11 11:06pm Website	Re: Weird dreams anyone? by YamI » 08.05.12 2:28am Tianna wrote:ETA: Because I just saw Toxsyl's comment again and it reminds me.. None of the girls I'm friends with would ever do that. There's a difference between a woman and a bitch. I like women. I hate bitches. I'm very picky about the members of the female gender that I hang out with. So yeah, if the females you know are like that, you should drop it like it's hot anyway. It's not so much as being a bitch as there is being a girl going "Please get me knocked up so I can stop being a slut, even if it is secretive holes in the condom." But yeah. I honestly would trust her though. She's 15 for god sake, who would pull that at 15? No one I know. Unless they were fucking crazy.

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