How would vampires work in real life?

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Re: How would vampires work in real life?

Postby Mason » 02.08.09 6:02pm

Redwing wrote:
Lazarius wrote:
Redwing wrote:
Road wrote:I haven't read the thread yet. But I swear to Joe Joe Pesci if someone mentions Twilight!

omg twlilght is teh one with teh real vampires evrything else is just made up my friend told me she wuz liek, edward is teh only true manpire i mean vampire sorry.
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Yuck.

omg, liek, why is he yelling at eddie that shuld b a crime. im going 2 get my mom to sue him.

Ok, well enough of that then :wink:


God last time I was back home my dumb stepsister would NOT shut up about those dumb books. Vampires burst into flames or melt or explode upon contact with solar energy. They do NOT turn into a reflector dish!
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Re: How would vampires work in real life?

Postby Lazarius » 08.22.09 3:51am

Thread Ressurect!

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How appropriate.

Anyway, if anyone has seen 'Being Human', it provides a very realistic look at Vampires. They don't suddenly melt in sunlight, though they tend to wear heavy clothing and sunglasses at all times, so evidently it causes them some discomfort. They also don't survive only on blood. They can eat anything else, but lack of blood has negative effects. They can't transform, or run super fast, or lift trucks or anything like that. They're very strong, but within the upper reaches of the human body's capabilities. They can only be killed by a stake through the heart, though it is possible to survive and the wound will heal like any other.
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Re: How would vampires work in real life?

Postby Steamlord » 08.22.09 9:28am

The Strain
So I haven't read this yet, but it seems pretty interesting and it tries to describe vampires from a scientific point of view. Plus, Guillermo del Toro is awesome. And apparently, it also has a plane that is basically the equivalent of the Demeter. And that is just amazing.
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Re: How would vampires work in real life?

Postby squeehunter » 08.24.09 11:06am

Blood doesn't carry fat, so they would have to feed constantly. That's how it works with vampire bats. I'm not sure how fat is transferred through the body, but that's just what I heard on a show about them.

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Re: How would vampires work in real life?

Postby MoonWatcher » 04.07.10 3:46pm

well first of all they glitter in the sunlight and LOVE hair gel
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Re: How would vampires work in real life?

Postby sockmonkey » 04.08.10 6:27am

Sylux wrote:You do know this is the stupidest thread I've seen on here in a long time, right? Kay, just making sure. Now I'm going to indulge in it, because vampires are indeed epic.


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Anyhow, I always figured that it was the life energy and/or spiritual energy in the blood that sustained them on account of it being part of a living thing rather than the blood itself. Rather like a metroid in fact, allthough in the vampire's case they must internalize the physical substance to assimilate the energy. For a creature without a functional digestive tract this would be far easier to do with blood than flesh and has the advantage of not actually "damaging" the prey, only weakening it so it could be fed upon again once it recovers.
Really, any time you try and "science up" vampires n' stuff it tends to come out quite lame because you either have to have a science/magic mix that generally sounds dumb or you go total science which means you have to throw out half the "rules" that won't fit with science like the no crossing running water thing. As much as I hate to admit it, rules consistency is more important to a story than scientific accuracy.
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Re: How would vampires work in real life?

Postby pyroshadow » 04.19.10 2:59pm

AD&D 2nd Edition classifies Vampires as undeads. Eat that, immortality.
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Re: How would vampires work in real life?

Postby IMB706 » 04.19.10 3:04pm

How would the Belmont family work in real life?

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Re: How would vampires work in real life?

Postby sockmonkey » 04.19.10 4:06pm

Regular jobs in between slayings I imagine.

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