cuss cover-up

[MoonWatcher]

What words do you use to replace a cuss in public.
mine
son of a scatman John!

[ph00tbag]

Flarble garble.

ex: What the flarble garble was that!?

Actually, no, I just don't use any language that would leave me in a position where I'd have to pick a euphemism.

[-ChozoChild-]

One of my friends like to use 'Fudge' or 'Fudge muffins' for well.... the F-word. xD
Sometime I say 'Frack'-- but now I had to stop using that because my parents didn't like it.

[Redwing]

I don't curse, but I do say "goodness" a lot, which gets me weird glances.

[MaiAriSquee]

It depends on the situation, but recently I've gotten to be a bit of a potty mouth. I know for most people it isn't a bother, but I'd rather have control over that kind of thing.

I find I tend to cuss more when I'm by myself then in public, usually in relation to school or a computer problem. I make use of "fudge puppies," "frack," "EFFFFFF," and "sheizen" which I had actually been using before I knew it was a german curse. Haha!

[ph00tbag]

I felt it was appropriate to the topic at hand: http://www.xkcd.com/75/

[CRtheMighty]

I stole "flarking poop" from Dr. McNinja. I stole "monkey fighter" from the TV dub of Snakes on a Plane. I stole mothertrucker from my brother. Also a fan of beyotch and bastidge. Alternative German swears: shyster (which is English) and shotz (which is German for jewelry). Other than that, I am far more profane than I should be...

[Lazarius]

I am a fan of 'drat' and other funny little English words. And when I'm half way through swearing, I often manage to change it to 'FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'

[Redwing]

I actually say "darn" a lot and people mistake it for "damn". I should quit that. Don't want to be misrepresented.

[Balkoth]

I cuss in public sometimes, usually as long as no cops or mothers around who might bitch complain about such things are around.

I'm only mature when I have to be. xD

When my mother used to drag me to be brainwashed church when I was a kid, I swore there because everybody got pissed off angry, and I found it funny.

[GammaRidley]

'FFFFUUUUUU' or 'FREAK' instead of the F-word.

That's pretty much the only cuss word i cover up. =P

[pyroshadow]

I say Schmitt, 'cause that's a name, and I just sound like I'm yelling at somebody when i say it instead of a cuss cover-up.

[Richard_D]

I use goyte alot, and "son of a goyte!!!", also shiza, and shizzle and any other wordes i can affix with "izzle".

[IMB706]

I never censor my language in public, but it's rarely a problem. Only this old couple I help out a lot (and only the wife really) cares that I say fuck a lot.

[Sub-zero]

I just use Russian curse words, because most people don't understand wtf I'm saying.
Example: God damn it! = Ah blyat' -or- Nu shto ti blin budesh delat'?!