Quit yo jibba jabba fools, it's time to listen up! We lookin' for joke aficionados to make even more wisecracks about the two toughest guys who ever existed!
Chuck Norris ate a chocolate bar and a gold bar, and puked up Mr. T.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T were walking along a lonely British path, when they ran across each other. They were about to get into a fight when the Earth shit itself and created Scotland.
Mr. T has pitied so many fools he's pitied the fool who pities fools!
A street was named after Chuck Norris, but nobody crossed it and lived to tell the tale.
Alright, your turn!