Samus is Fugly... [but looks good in Other M]

[stefano]

You know you really didn't have to necro an old thread from last year to make a post about an argument thats already going on in another thread.

Well... I just thought I had some points here that didn't exactly belong in the other thread. Sorry.

[kronoridley]

While we are at it.....

I think her look in Prime is.......okay. Prime 2 was just plain ugly. Hunters was decent. Brawl looked pretty good. Although a lot of people will disagree with me, I thought her design in Corruption was excellent. It made her look tough-as-nails and beautiful at the same time.

However, in the end, I thought Other M had the best looking Samus, face and suit wise. And I know that EVERYONE has already talked about it, but, Dat jacket..........*drools*

[stefano]

While we are at it.....

I think her look in Prime is.......okay. Prime 2 was just plain ugly. Hunters was decent. Brawl looked pretty good. Although a lot of people will disagree with me, I thought her design in Corruption was excellent. It made her look tough-as-nails and beautiful at the same time.

However, in the end, I thought Other M had the best looking Samus, face and suit wise. And I know that EVERYONE has already talked about it, but, Dat jacket..........*drools*

Good idea, please let me rate Samus's apperances:

Metroid: Well, pixelated.
Metroid II: Pretty nice, although it's less pixelated than the NES original, it's still too pixelated to make out her face. Although it looks like she wears a thong here. :3
Super Metroid: Miss Universe. The only Metroid game where Samus looked buff and toned. Also, upon close inspection of her death animation sprite, you can tell she's wearing a thong. :3
Metroid Fusion: The blonde babe trend began here. The tight and toned body from Super Metroid is gone, in favor to a more girly, slender body. But I like her face here. :3
Metroid Prime: Nooooooooo!! 40 year old+ soccer mom face. What has been seen cannot be unsees.
Metroid Zero Mission: Well, her face looks very young here, I think. Almost like a teenager. Maybe that was on purpose seeing as this was her first mission. And yeah, her ass... no more in-between mission snacks, Samus. OK? They all go straight to your butt.
Metroid Prime 2: For some reason, she looks like a stupid blonde here. There's something about her face I don't like. Can't really pinpoint it.
Metroid Prime Hunters: Very good look, actually one of the best IMO. She doesn't look either too young, too old or to stupid, they just got everything right.
Metroid Prime 3: Good look, but maybe a little too much primadonna look. Those eyelashes must be at least 50cm...
Brawl: Nooooooooooo!! She starved herself to death! Her waist is gross and her butt is smaller than Captain Falcon's. Yes, I said it.
Other M: BEST look! Healthy body, attractive face and a great butt.

[Mewtwo]

Good idea, please let me rate Samus's apperances:

You are everything I hate about the human race...

[stefano]

Good idea, please let me rate Samus's apperances:

You are everything I hate about the human race...

That's a bit harsh, don't you think?

I don't have anything against you.

[Mewtwo]

Hahah I have something against everyone when I'm in a mood.

Ugh just... you seem to care WAY too much if Samus is wearing a thong or not.
And Prime, which is the one I like the most because she looks like a woman, not some animu teenager, you're like BAWWW MY WAIFU IS TOO OLD OMG
Also personally I think she looks rather older in ZM than in others. Maybe its just the dark lips though.

I've been over why I hate the Other M model various times though. The hips are too wide set and basically anatomically incorrect. The arms are fucking twigs, and the thighs aren't as thick as they should be on a muscled female. And yet you complain about /Brawl/ samus being 'anorexic'. I think to you that just means "Her ass isn't huge enough omg"

[stefano]

Hahah I have something against everyone when I'm in a mood.

Ugh just... you seem to care WAY too much if Samus is wearing a thong or not.
And Prime, which is the one I like the most because she looks like a woman, not some animu teenager, you're like BAWWW MY WAIFU IS TOO OLD OMG
Also personally I think she looks rather older in ZM than in others. Maybe its just the dark lips though.

I've been over why I hate the Other M model various times though. The hips are too wide set and basically anatomically incorrect. The arms are fucking twigs, and the thighs aren't as thick as they should be on a muscled female. And yet you complain about /Brawl/ samus being 'anorexic'. I think to you that just means "Her ass isn't huge enough omg"

Have something against everyone when you're in the mood? Women...

Hahaha, come on, she's a tease in those older games! What's up with the whole "wear a power suit for the whole game and then get down to a bikini thong if the player manages to finish fast enough" stuff? Of course one gets curious if it's a thong or not!

Tsk tsk, this is how my waifu looks:

http://beethy.deviantart.com/gallery/26341990#/d2yp2f3



In Prime, I think she looks too old, but I guess that's in the eye of the beholder.

I don't know if you agree, but her lips in Zero Mission were too big IMO.

I understand why you don't like the Other M model. What I don't (still) understand is how you can say the Other M model has such a huge ass and wide hips when the Zero Mission model has WIDER hips and a BIGGER butt. I just don't understand your logic there, that's all.

[Mewtwo]

You're a creep.

[stefano]

You're a creep.

Because I pulled the perfect joke to counter you saying I'm into waifus?

[Mewtwo]

Nope. Just the vibe you give off in general.

The whole "women... " thing isn't doing you any favours either.

[FacelessGriffin]

"Animu" sounds more hilarious, and kind of stupid, than it should, incidentially.

[stefano]

Nope. Just the vibe you give off in general.

The whole "women... " thing isn't doing you any favours either.

Comes from the person who started to call me "you're everything I hate about humanity".

Maybe we should stop calling each other names and keep the debate clean?

Because you still haven't explained this:



Oh yeah. Other M rump is gross because it's so huge. She's got very wide hips in Zero Mission and it sticks out like there's no tomorrow. So I don't understand your Other M rump hate.

[kronoridley]

I haven't ever seen Samus's rear so many times in one day. Seriously, WTF guys?! (Other than FacelessGriffin. He nitpicked yet was awesome at the same time (As usual ))

Look, let's end this right here. Stefano, if you think that her butt in Other M was the way it should be, then fine. To each his/her own. Mewtwo, if you think otherwise, then fine. To each his/her own. If you still wanna debate or call things out, then please take it to the PMs. I am getting sick of not being able to go to a thread without hearing about X-Men: First Class or Samus's rear!

[stefano]

I haven't ever seen Samus's rear so many times in one day. Seriously, WTF guys?! (Other than FacelessGriffin. He nitpicked yet was awesome at the same time (As usual ))

Look, let's end this right here. Stefano, if you think that her butt in Other M was the way it should be, then fine. To each his/her own. Mewtwo, if you think otherwise, then fine. To each his/her own. If you still wanna debate or call things out, then please take it to the PMs. I am getting sick of not being able to go to a thread without hearing about X-Men: First Class or Samus's rear!

Why don't you join us instead? You don't like Samus's buttocks?

[kronoridley]

I don't want to join because I don't want to get in trouble from the mods, and even if, debating over someone's rear would seriously degrade me.

And no, I don't like Samus's buttocks. Except in Other M. Hey! Don't judge me!