Metroid Other M Jokes, Comics, Funny Videos etc.

[Violet]

It means "The Crazy Chicken" but in Spanish.

The people that call him El Pollo Loco think Ridley's intermediate form looks like a chicken.

People really are out of touch with what they eat in this day and age, huh?

[Shadow Wolf75]

Okay, maybe not so much 'chicken' as 'demon chicken from hell', but it's still funny.

[Labrynian Rebel]

My life is now complete.

[Troid]

^ Great, now you can stop pouring salt in my wounds about Melissa losing all the Metroids.

Never, ever do anything like this again.

[Labrynian Rebel]

I can't change the fact that Adam killed all of Melissa's babies, but you're right it's still is kind of sad.

Think of how emo Samus got when ONE "baby" was killed, Melissa lost probably hundreds, no wonder she's ticked off.

[Chipou]

I can't change the fact that Adam killed all of Melissa's babies, but you're right it's still is kind of sad.

Think of how emo Samus got when ONE "baby" was killed, Melissa lost probably hundreds, no wonder she's ticked off.

she also lost her grandkids, the queen gave birth to her grandkids

[Satch]

^
That got really depressing really fast.

[Chipou]

yeah, im probably the most cheerful pessimist youll ever meet

[Troid]

Enough! I didn't mean to bring this discussion to the jokes thread.

Let me go find/make something funny to make up for it.

[-ChozoChild-]

I decided to move this into this place, I don't mind helping with this project.

Also, I've been tempted as of late to rewrite Other M's script to make it a bit more... interesting.

Yes.

Go ahead. Try to re-dub it with your new script, too.

I would likely only take the Japanese language one and add the subtitles with the proper placing and timing. Unless someone else wanted to take the script and run with it. I lack motivation.

I would love to re-write and redub the script as a little project, and fix up all the flaws that I found, but alas I lack the motivation to watch all the cutscenes and manually type out a script to edit. If anyone ever finds a transcript, pass it on xP

How about an MST of Other M? There's just SO many scenes and lines to make fun of, why not do that?

If we are doing the script idea... here are ideas I thought of:

(Not in any particular order)

Samus speaking:

"As I came in to the restroom I became strangely exaggerated. I had never experienced such a place in all my past missions. Adam didn't authorize the use of the Men's room but little did he know the Deleter was using it as a private space to plan out his next attack. I could have shot him and ended the turmoil but Adam denied my request explaining that it wasn't "lady"-like. As I headed for the stall I became strangely confused and bewildered, instead of a toilet I found an Access charger. I began to realize just how crazy and complex this Bottleship was-- was this the reason for the distress call...? My mind began to race."

"Adam my formal CO, (who had the uncanny ability to change his hair from black to blue) was my Superior confidant. Despite the fanfiction that had surfaced prior to my mission on the Bottleship, Adam and I were not lovers, sexual partners nor in a committed relationship. I thought of Adam as a Father figure and he thought of me as a "Lady"... whatever that meaning is to suggest. As a flashback of my youth came into my mind --it was like living a dream of my recent past. I thought back to the time I quit the Galactic Federation, but I somehow forgot to add in the details of how it occurred nor the accident that caused my disbandment. I was too busy re-imaging that sunset-- yes that sunset with it's passionate colors of yellow, orange and pink. It reminded me of a other memory--K2L my homeland and the events that took place so long ago that I will refuse to remember so that you the non-metroid fans will be confused. I was so young and naive."

"One thing that lead me into thinking that the Bottleship was not a save place was the doors. All the doors opened automatically. Since my first days on my missions, I've been trained in the art of shooting open doors but this act ceased during my time on the Bottleship. Upon finding this I thought about what or who could gain access into the rooms. Now anyone could go on freely exploring the ship. My mind raced back to the thought of that perverted Quarantine Officer at the beginning of my mission-- could he be following me? I felt alone and confused knowing you no longer needed a gun to shoot open the doors. The Bottleship no longer felt save."

[Troid]

Let me go find/make something funny to make up for it.

Hope this lightens the mood. God I love Paint.

[Chipou]

troid, youve inspired me to do something, brb.

[Satch]

@Troid


"Samus Samus Samus..."

[Troid]

Oh dear Lord. What was Retro thinking?

I am so glad that didn't make the final release.

Chipou, that's a really good Kraid. Are we to assume he had the tables turned on him by Phantoon?

[Chipou]

Oh dear Lord. What was Retro thinking?

I am so glad that didn't make the final release.

Chipou, that's a really good Kraid. Are we to assume he had the tables turned on him by Phantoon?

yeah, he was supposed to make his first 3-d apperance outside of smash bros, sadly, phantoom wanted it more and is better friends with ridley....what a shame