Tying Sylux into the metroid series.

[mental]

It's where you swipe the credit card.

[Redwing]

It's where you swipe the credit card.

Best. Explanation. Ever.

In the middle of the epic battle, Samus quickly pulled out a Credit Card, smashing it into Sylux' face plate... The mysterious hunter suddenly turned completely rigid and stood upright. A hollow, metallic voice echoed: Welcome to Galactic Federation Federated Bank of Cylosis. Please select your payment type.
"Life force," Samus tried casually.
Will this be a withdrawal or--
"Withdrawal."
Please indicate how much Life Force you wish to withdraw.
"All of it."
Thank you for using the GFFBC. Have a nice day...
Sylux stood there, hollow. Samus watched as her energy tanks filled to the brim.
Dangit, I should have asked for credits while I was at it...

[1upD]

It's where you swipe the credit card.

Best. Explanation. Ever.

In the middle of the epic battle, Samus quickly pulled out a Credit Card, smashing it into Sylux' face plate... The mysterious hunter suddenly turned completely rigid and stood upright. A hollow, metallic voice echoed: Welcome to Galactic Federation Federated Bank of Cylosis. Please select your payment type.
"Life force," Samus tried casually.
Will this be a withdrawal or--
"Withdrawal."
Please indicate how much Life Force you wish to withdraw.
"All of it."
Thank you for using the GFFBC. Have a nice day...
Sylux stood there, hollow. Samus watched as her energy tanks filled to the brim.
Dangit, I should have asked for credits while I was at it...

EPIC. If it wasn't so long, I would totally make it my sig.

[Redwing]

It's where you swipe the credit card.

Best. Explanation. Ever.

In the middle of the epic battle, Samus quickly pulled out a Credit Card, smashing it into Sylux' face plate... The mysterious hunter suddenly turned completely rigid and stood upright. A hollow, metallic voice echoed: Welcome to Galactic Federation Federated Bank of Cylosis. Please select your payment type.
"Life force," Samus tried casually.
Will this be a withdrawal or--
"Withdrawal."
Please indicate how much Life Force you wish to withdraw.
"All of it."
Thank you for using the GFFBC. Have a nice day...
Sylux stood there, hollow. Samus watched as her energy tanks filled to the brim.
Dangit, I should have asked for credits while I was at it...

EPIC. If it wasn't so long, I would totally make it my sig.

Little did anyone know that all ATMs in Cylosis are humanoid and often try to kill those they perceive as wanting to make a transaction. It's part of Cylosian culture, mainly pertaining to their genetic need to prove themselves before receiving money. The Federation models tend to be a bit... glitchy.