I'm building a horribly generic Dark Magician character. Pursuers, Dark Bead, going to go Darkmoon or Darkwraith and generally invade as many people as I can while the game still stands. I need to be soul level 100 to complete my build, plus I need to do the Artorias of the Abyss content. I am (or was) soul level 40 and haven't even rung the second Bell. Man, fuck Blighttown. I'm gonna do some Catbro invasions while farming Depths for gobs of Humanity.
Long boring explanation: The Forest Hunter Covenant (AKA Catbro or Meowcenary, since the covenant leader is a giant cat that sounds a little like Dame Judi Dench) protect the Darkroot Garden forest from invaders. There are a bunch of Catbro NPCs in the area that are fairly easily killed, and if another player is farming them in human form and you happen to be wearing the covenant ring, you may be summoned in to kill the invader (even though in game mechanic terms, you're the invading party. Terminology is a little complex.). If you do so, you get a random item and a prize in souls (currency) equal to 10% of the amount your target spent to get to his current level.
Being a Catbro suuuuuuucks. You get farmed almost as much as the NPCs you're supposed to be protecting, chances are you'll be going against some douchebag in a stonewall build with a buddy for backup, and you get trolled easily. Hell, I've done a little bit of Catbro trolling myself. Really, this character is only a Meowcenary for the Ring of Fog and a little PvP practice. I've had a couple of skilled kills, a few cheap kills, and many, many deaths. Also, Catbro invasion ignores the upper limit. While most co-op and some PvP summons only bring you in contact with players either 10% above or below your own soul level (Which would be 36-44 for a SL40 player), Catbro invasion means that I'd be invading anyone in the 36+ range, including people at the max level (713) or hacked beyond that.
Then I hit the goddamned motherlode.

Okay, I didn't really have a reasonable chance of killing this invader. Even my best spell only dinged him for a little health when it usually does a decent chunk of damage. He couldn't dish it out though, I was SL 40 with not a lot of health at the time, and the damage you see to my health was from a single hit. I can't really remember the details of the panic, because I quickly realized that I was outgeared and outclassed and it wouldn't take a lot to kill me. The fact I have my summon soapstone selected is because I furiously scrolled to it because I overshot my Humanities on my item bar.
Then the guy gets munched by a pair of Demonic Foliages. Shit, must've been summoned into a NG+, or possibly ++, or beyond. Enemy levels stop scaling at NG+7, getting summoned co-operatively into a NG+ you're not prepared for really sucks (As this video shows), but in PvP all enemies are friendly to you.
But a kill is a kill. I'd get credit for the kill if I'd hacked him to death, if I'd punted him off a cliff, if he got sloppy with Power Within and ran out of health, or even if an enemy killed him. I'm not complaining. Not at 169209 souls.
This means that he was SL 390. SL 390 is a lot higher than most people go in the game. And ending up with nearly 180k souls at level 40 is... wow. Seriously. It's like winning the freaking lottery while you still have a student loan to pay off.
What did I get for my haul? I got to max out my Pyromancy Flame to +15 from +10. With everything I had left over, plus what I earned through sneaking in the back way to Blighttown, ganking Mildred, and killing Quelaag, I was able to buy everything Quelana and Eingyi had to offer. This put me in a good position to kill Ceaseless Discharge and clear out lower Blighttown (Which I, and pretty much everyone else fucking hates) to earn enough souls to buy everything Big Hat Logan had to offer.
Days or even weeks of soul farming skipped because I happened to invade a high-levelled guy who was more worried about someone nearly 10% of his level instead of the killer shrubs that could kill him.
I bloody love this game.








