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New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby CapCom » 05.14.13 8:30am

Here's a new Metroid doujin. It's a webcomic with upwards of 40 pages, and it's got some completely bizarre shit.

Since the site is difficult to navigate, the pages were compiled into a GDrive: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id= ... sp=sharing

http://hidennotare.tonosama.jp/gallery.htm

The guy's got a blog, too:

http://hidennotare.tonosama.jp/

I just browsed it, and it's enough to make :AH:'s hair curl.

Characters are Samus, the <3 (Pookie), and two space pirates (Hiroshi and Michi). And Samus and Hiroshi (the guy space-pirate) go out on a date...???! So much for having your family murdered by Space Pirates - didn't take her very long to get over that!

Oh yes, and :kraid: shows up at some point. And :ridley:. Only Ridley isn't a dragon, but a...weird scantily-clad cat-girl thing dressed up like a dragon. :geemer:

And then there's also Phantoon, who is dressed up like Sherlock Holmes.

So yeah, unlike other doujin, this one isn't f-up porn. It's just totally fucked up, without the porn. All the same, I don't think you want to be caught at work looking at it.

Here's a sample:

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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby Apothem » 05.14.13 5:28pm

LoL Japan. I gotta see this.
  • Page 2: Ganguro Space Pirate?
    Page 3: Kraid with a fucking pompadour!?
    Page 5: Lady Space Pirates... with tits... my eyes...
    Page 6: Samus fisting a metroid.
    Page 7: Space Pirate in a fedora. This guy gets all the bitches.
    Page 9: It is at this point that I really wish I understood Japanese.
    Page 11: Ganguro-san with Metroid for a hat. That's style.
    Page 12: Sammy's not happy. Must've been her metroid.
    Page 14: Mandatory beach episode/strip. Space Pirates in swimwear. I was not prepared for this.
    Page 16: Ganguro Sammy! The disease is spreading!
    Page 18: Gah! More of those female abominations!
    Page 21: Sammy sleeps in her armor. Seems legit.
    Page 25: Dunno which is worse; Fem Space Pirates or Pompadour Kraid.
    Page 26: Canned Cold Metroid Repellent. Kills metroids dead!
    Page 31: Zebes Amusement Park: Explosive good fun for the whole brood!
    Page 34: Hand-holding isn't quite the same when one is a massive toothy pincer.
    Page 37: Oh sweet Jesus. What did they do to Ridley!?
    Page 38: Ridley; Sammy's rival in love and war. And skimpy fashion. Never thought S/he'd look good in a miniskirt.
    Page 39: Bishi Space Pirates. Sure, why not?
    Page 40: Pompadour Kraid abuse. Well, more abuse. Abuse is ok when it's female on Kraid.
    Page 41: OMG! ONE-EYED CHIBI LOLI DETECTIVE PAHNTOON! 4Koma = WIN.


That... that was something else.

TRANSLATION FUCKING WHERE?
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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby Emperor Ing » 05.14.13 6:43pm

why does Kraid have a pompadour?

why has no one else thought of giving Kraid a pompadour before?
must be some sorta side effect of the hatchling or maybe she should stop going down on Miyamoto.
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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby Apothem » 05.14.13 8:10pm

The pompadour is now cannon. Deal with it.
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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby Zynux » 05.14.13 9:42pm

Ahahahaha oh god. My body was not ready for such a extravagant display of awesome.

Translation gods, please aid us.
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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby VGMStudios » 05.14.13 10:43pm

I personally dont see what is so horrible about this. Looks cute though I don't read the Japanese.

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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby Apothem » 05.15.13 10:38am

No one's calling it horrible, just very... Japanese.
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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby VGMStudios » 05.15.13 11:06am

Well according to the Captain it is bizarre shit. So I took as horrible. No biggie.
But yes very Japanese.

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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby CapCom » 05.21.13 3:25pm

Of course, if there's a high enough demand for it, we might do such a thing.

There's also Samus & Joey and at least two more articles I haven't translated yet (there's a bunch of stuff in various states of completion though...).
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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby Infinity's End » 05.26.13 10:05am

Devin, i'm totally willing to help you do the typesetting if you do the translation....... :D
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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby TheBlackCat » 05.26.13 10:50am

It's not the weirdest thing I've seen...but it is at least on the list.
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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby Madanchi » 06.20.13 9:57am

Man I'm trying to translate this and it's coming out a little broken, as per usual with direct ranslations. I'll try and form it into readable english sentences (or at least ones that make more sense). Also the context used is a little strange.

Ok here is the rough translation. Like I said, the context is a little strange and the wording too like in the last word "bake", I presume that she's going over there to cool down (bake - it rises, letting anger out to an end).

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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby Miketroid » 06.26.13 7:54pm

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'nuff said.
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Re: New Metroid doujin is just as strange as it looks

Postby KazerBeam » 10.03.14 10:04am

TRANSLATION PLZ. This is....deserving.
Looking for ways to glitch Metroid Games into oblivion.
This makes me remember when Samus didn't talk and there were dinosaurs and black and white TV
I accidentally Zebes. Was that dangerous?
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