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[Violet]

I don't know what you're talking about. I found the review to be very balanced and unbiased, and it showed a lot of professionalism. I was impressed, I didn't get the impression that he was mocking the game at all. Yahtzee is a very respectable reviewer.

I see what you did there.

[Xemnas89]

I don't know what you're talking about. I found the review to be very balanced and unbiased, and it showed a lot of professionalism. I was impressed, I didn't get the impression that he was mocking the game at all. Yahtzee is a very respectable reviewer.

I disagree but to each his own.

[Outlaw]

So the two things.

Aye, accidently put one.

How could you disagree, Xemnas89? I'm curious, please tell me. His speech is eloquent and thoughtful, and he doesn't favor the good or the bad in the games he reviews: He delves deep into what makes the games he's reviewing either good or bad, and he does it with aplomb. I don't see the problem here, sir. His reviews are the most unbiased and helpful on the internet.

The two things Yahtzee does like is Portal and the Half Life series.

And Metroid Prime, apparently.

He's also come close to admitting that he likes God of War (he was as inconsolable as ever in his GoW reviews, but he's spoken of it favorably in his reviews of other games).

[Xemnas89]

How could you disagree, Xemnas89? I'm curious, please tell me. His speech is eloquent and thoughtful, and he doesn't favor the good or the bad in the games he reviews: He delves deep into what makes the games he's reviewing either good or bad, and he does it with aplomb. I don't see the problem here, sir. His reviews are the most unbiased and helpful on the internet.

I'll just repeat what I already said and be done with it. His reviews are for entertainment purposes. They aren't meant to be taken seriously.

How could you disagree, Xemnas89? I'm curious, please tell me. His speech is eloquent and thoughtful, and he doesn't favor the good or the bad in the games he reviews: He delves deep into what makes the games he's reviewing either good or bad, and he does it with aplomb. I don't see the problem here, sir. His reviews are the most unbiased and helpful on the internet.

I'll just repeat what I already said and be done with it. His reviews are for entertainment purposes. They aren't meant to be taken seriously.

But he's so fair! I don't see how one can't take Yahtzee's reviews seriously. His unbiased opinions always shed light on whether a game is worth purchasing or not. I just don't see what you mean, sorry.

[Xemnas89]

How could you disagree, Xemnas89? I'm curious, please tell me. His speech is eloquent and thoughtful, and he doesn't favor the good or the bad in the games he reviews: He delves deep into what makes the games he's reviewing either good or bad, and he does it with aplomb. I don't see the problem here, sir. His reviews are the most unbiased and helpful on the internet.

I'll just repeat what I already said and be done with it. His reviews are for entertainment purposes. They aren't meant to be taken seriously.

But he's so fair! I don't see how one can't take Yahtzee's reviews seriously. His unbiased opinions always shed light on whether a game is worth purchasing or not. I just don't see what you mean, sorry.

Wait did I miss something? I'm not good at sensing sarcasm over the internet but reading over this last post it looks like you were just being sarcastic about taking him seriously. If that's the case sorry for not sensing it earlier. Now I'm out.

[Dragonheart91]

How could you disagree, Xemnas89? I'm curious, please tell me. His speech is eloquent and thoughtful, and he doesn't favor the good or the bad in the games he reviews: He delves deep into what makes the games he's reviewing either good or bad, and he does it with aplomb. I don't see the problem here, sir. His reviews are the most unbiased and helpful on the internet.

I'll just repeat what I already said and be done with it. His reviews are for entertainment purposes. They aren't meant to be taken seriously.

But he's so fair! I don't see how one can't take Yahtzee's reviews seriously. His unbiased opinions always shed light on whether a game is worth purchasing or not. I just don't see what you mean, sorry.

@Descardion: Please stop trolling. It isn't funny and it's starting to bait people. The next troll post on this subject from you gets reported by me.

@Xemnas89: He's trying to bait you with his incoherent lies. Please don't give him the pleasure.

[mental]

"Incoherent lies" is a bit strong for someone who's probably being (in this case) playfully facetious.

Hey. Xemnas89. Dragonheart91.





Don't be offended. I'm just being silly. Although I must say that Xemnas89 handled it very well, whereas Dragonheart91 was the one to start crying "troll! troll!" Lighten up brah, I'm not even being offensive.


In all seriousness, I laughed pretty damn hard at his review.

[EmpReb]

And I laughed and laughed and laughed. Lol, I remember this guys Bad Company 2 review. Man is he good.

[Xemnas89]

Hey. Xemnas89. Dragonheart91.

[img]http://www.jeffhanover.com/_/rsrc/1274802873458/Home/trollface.jpg[img]



Don't be offended. I'm just being silly. Although I must say that Xemnas89 handled it very well, whereas Dragonheart91 was the one to start crying "troll! troll!" Lighten up brah, I'm not even being offensive.


In all seriousness, I laughed pretty damn hard at his review.

Yeah sorry about all that. I caught on in the end but even still I wasn't offended or anything.

About the review itself though it is pretty funny. The complaints he brings up are ones that have been brought up here many times but seeing his brand of humor used to explain the situation made it pretty hilarious.

Hey. Xemnas89. Dragonheart91.

[img]http://www.jeffhanover.com/_/rsrc/1274802873458/Home/trollface.jpg[img]



Don't be offended. I'm just being silly. Although I must say that Xemnas89 handled it very well, whereas Dragonheart91 was the one to start crying "troll! troll!" Lighten up brah, I'm not even being offensive.


In all seriousness, I laughed pretty damn hard at his review.

Yeah sorry about all that. I caught on in the end but even still I wasn't offended or anything.

About the review itself though it is pretty funny. The complaints he brings up are ones that have been brought up here many times but seeing his brand of humor used to explain the situation made it pretty hilarious.

It's cool, brah. Yeah, I've always liked his reviews. To be honest, though, this particular review isn't that far from the truth.

[AuroraUnitComplex]

Why is this stickied? I thought it was funny, but is one guy's review that special? I mean, we don't have a sticky for press reviews or even the admins of this own site, so...?