Role Playing!!

[Azure Dragonius]

(Well, like I said, I was doing something. It wouldn't exactly make sense if we timeskipped.)

[kronoridley]

(Okay then....Let's not timeskip.......)

(The important thing is that the previous event happened. When it happened? That's is up to you....So let us continue...)

[Steamlord]

Three years later, Aidigan was awakened by a knock at his door. He ignored it and went back to sleep.

[nhg92]

It was his landlord. Aidigan owed him 6 months of rent.

[Steamlord]

Aidigan's phone rang. He picked it up.

"What do you want?"

"Hello, Aidigan. Remember me?"

Aidigan's heart went cold at the sound of that voice. "Anthony?"

"I don't have time to talk. I just thought I should let you know that I'm going to destroy the universe. Stop me if you can."

Aidigan slammed down the phone and ran to the door. Opening it, he came face to face with his landlord. "Come on, Pablo!" Aidigan cried, pulling the man along with him. "We've got a universe to save!"

[nhg92]

"¡Puede que el universo sea destruido, pero primero me paga la renta!"

Pablo didn't care about the universe, he just wanted his money.

[Steamlord]

Aidigan dragged Pablo into his car, jumped into the driver's seat, and sped off toward Anthony's secret base on Mars.

[Naner]

Little did they know that Mars was actually controlled by an evil mastermind.

[Steamlord]

"Pablo, since we're in a car, it's going to take us about three hundred years to reach Mars. Luckily, I have this cryogenic chamber in my trunk."

They hopped in and froze themselves and awoke three hundred years later just outside the atmosphere of Mars, where horrible evil awaited.

[Naner]

"Let's go to Anthony's base," said Aidigan as they landed in the red planet. "Sí, sí, comono?" Answered Pablo.

"Not so fast," said an Imperial Stormtrooper as they left the ship. "You're coming with us." The Stormtroopers put them in a small craft and took them to a weird fortress.

Hours later, they were taken from their cell. "The Mastermind wishes to speak with you." As they entered the Mastermind's room, an evil laugh echoed. "Who are you!?"

"Pegue um Google Tradutor para eles." A Stormtrooper handed in two iPads with Google Translate on them, one set to Portuguese - English and the other to Portuguese - Spanish. "Eu sou Alex Kipman, criador do Kinect e lorde de Marte!!!"

[Steamlord]

Aidigan translated the phrase on his new iPad. "'Eu sou Alex Kipman, breeder do Kinect and Lord de Mars...' Greetings, Lord de Mars. I don't mean to intrude upon your domain, but there is another intruder who is already here and plotting to destroy the universe! You must free us so that we may defeat him! Otherwise, we all shall perish."

Behind his back, Aidigan used his handcuffed hands to pull out his magic knife that could cut through anything and waited for the right moment to spring into action.

[Naner]

"DAM! I always hated dat tradutor! ... What is dis you say about anoder intruder?"

"Yeah, his name is Anthony Higgs."

"And he's here in Mars!? Interesting, I might want to join forces with him."

[Azure Dragonius]

(What the fuck am I reading?)

[Steamlord]

Hearing this, Aidigan quickly cut through his titanium handcuffs and pulled out his katana. He decapitated the guard on his left, then spun to the one on his right, blocked the laser he fired at him, cut off his right arm, and, while the guard was distracted by his newly missing limb, cut him in two down the middle. He cut Pablo's bonds, then began dragging him toward the door, running as fast as he could. Laser beams sizzled all around him. He threw his knife at the guard blocking the exit and it stuck fast in his eye. Aidigan, running past the guard as he fell, withdrew the blade before he hit the ground and dove out the door as a laser singed his hair.

"We have to get to Anthony before the Lord de Mars does!" he panted. "If they decide to join forces, they'll be unstoppable."

[Zeroº]

Just then, a short- but eerily lanky- naked man jumped out from the shadows and began to run around hysterically. Everyone in the the proximity was oddly perplexed by the sight and could not take their eyes off of him. A sinister-looking figure, covered in beige robes, decided to use this opportunity to make his move. He triumphantly sprung from the nearby manhole on his diamond-encrusted pogo stick and began to hop down the road, laughing maniacally.

Meanwhile, the short- but eerily lanky- naked man ran out of steam and collapsed in an ugly naked heap. He kept screaming, "Space rabbits! The space rabbits! They're trying to eat me! Beware the space rabbits!"

The sinister-looking figure, covered in beige robes, snickered upon hearing the short- but eerily lanky- naked man's shouts, for he was the one that released the evil space rabbits upon the lands of Mars at the behest of the one known as Anthony Higgs.