What if Samus was shoved in another fandom?

[doc O. Mire]

I'd like to see (though I'm 99.99% sure someone has already said it) Samus get thrown into a wormhole that takes her into modern day europe, where she meets Simon and Dracula

Of course, someone who A) has the power to absorb energy from fallen foes and B) is infused with the DNA of a creature that attaches itself to a victim by covering their head and clamping its fangs to their throat would make interesting relations with the characters in that universe. Still, who doesn't want to see Samus fight the Grim Reaper or Dracula, the mythological lord of darkness (plus we could finally see all those freaking medusa heads get power-bombed into dust )

[Xan Kriegor]

Metroid and Mass Effect, instant awesome. Just imagine Samus going in a reaper and blowing it up.

[HYRUL3]

Metroid and Mass Effect, instant awesome. Just imagine Samus going in a reaper and blowing it up.

I beat ya to it a few pages back, but I'm glad I'm not alone... Samus should totally meet some alt-universe Turians, Krogans, Asari, Quarian...

[Hawk's Eye]

I'd like to see (though I'm 99.99% sure someone has already said it) Samus get thrown into a wormhole that takes her into modern day europe, where she meets Simon and Dracula

Did anyone else think of VGR when they saw Samus and Simon? No? Well in the beginning they mention that Samus got married to Simon and then after took a vow non violence But she divorced him

[Thunderchin]

How would Bill Murray, Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd do against the Metroids?

*cue this song*

Sam is dead, but the Metroids ain't...Who you gonna call? (GHOSTBUSTERS!!!)

[RoyboyX]

I'd like to see if a Metroid-fused and suitless Samus can take on an Alien-fused Ripley. Will she be ripped to shreds and eaten senselessly, or burned by her foe's blood? Or will Samus have a nice little snack?

[LesserChozo]

I'd like to see if a Metroid-fused and suitless Samus can take on an Alien-fused Ripley. Will she be ripped to shreds and eaten senselessly, or burned by her foe's blood? Or will Samus have a nice little snack?

I'm guessing this came out more gruesome than you had intended. I never got the impression that Ripley, alien clone or not, was ever a cannibal.

[Thunderchin]

What if Samus went Sliding? How many trips would she take?

[doc O. Mire]

Samus in SSX

I'd love to see an uber screw attack shinespark at a hundred feet in the air on a snowboard with a giant on it

[Hawk's Eye]

Doc, That is NOT what i saw upon first glance at your post. All i saw was

"Samus in SEX "

I did a double take. I do not wanna see a Samus porno...
maybe one with Adam on the cover of PLaygirl....

[Zeroº]

Her name was Samus Aran and she was on a mission. She received a tip about a couple of rogue automatons causing havoc for the people of a small planet near the edge of the galaxy, so she decided to check it out. Upon reaching the coordinates of the mayhem at hand, she found nothing but destruction. No survivors. No buildings. Only rubble. She shifted through the debris to try to find some clues. No luck. The place was a wasteland and the perps were long gone. The meddlesome metal men managed to leave no evidence behind. No people, either. The mission was a bust. She was forlorn. She was burdened with the heavy thought that the poor people of this godforsaken planet would go forever unfound. Her eyes were met with a glimmer of hope as she made her way back to her ship. It was a tiny sparkle of light in the night's sky. She followed the trail to the planet's moon. It was there that she found nothing of use to the case at hand. Another bust. The desolate satellite was more of a wasteland than the planet it orbited. Another shimmer of light appeared as she prepared to leave the tiny space rock. It was accompanied with a violent vortex that swallowed her whole. She instantly found herself plummeting to the ground. The landing was hard, but not hard enough to cause her problems. On the way down, she found herself passing through a grid of light. A light that forced many of her suit's systems to shut down. The repair function began immediately, but it would take time for things to be at full power. She looked around. The room enclosing her was perfectly square and painted with a generous coat of grey. There were no doors. No windows. There was light, but nothing to generate it. Her suit's positioning system couldn't even get a lock, and it reported the walls as "alive." She was far from home and nothing was making sense. A P.A. system cued in with a sultry, robotic voice that said, "Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We would like to thank you for volunteering to be a much-needed test subject for the Enrichment Center activities. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of the Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur. Please stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One."

[Thunderchin]

Zero, you are awesome.

That was one of the best reads on here.

(Samus gets a Gravity Gun, Dual Portal Gun, and all her other assorted shit back.

[RoyboyX]

I'd like to see if a Metroid-fused and suitless Samus can take on an Alien-fused Ripley. Will she be ripped to shreds and eaten senselessly, or burned by her foe's blood? Or will Samus have a nice little snack?

I'm guessing this came out more gruesome than you had intended. I never got the impression that Ripley, alien clone or not, was ever a cannibal.

Well, perhaps her tongue can pierce foreheads? Her nails might act as the piercing tail, she has acidic blood and super strength and speed, so I think maybe she could combat an Alien or even Samus without needing to use a gun.

[Thunderchin]

Her name was Samus Aran and she was on a mission. She received a tip about a couple of rogue automatons causing havoc for the people of a small planet near the edge of the galaxy, so she decided to check it out. Upon reaching the coordinates of the mayhem at hand, she found nothing but destruction. No survivors. No buildings. Only rubble. She shifted through the debris to try to find some clues. No luck. The place was a wasteland and the perps were long gone. The meddlesome metal men managed to leave no evidence behind. No people, either. The mission was a bust. She was forlorn. She was burdened with the heavy thought that the poor people of this godforsaken planet would go forever unfound. Her eyes were met with a glimmer of hope as she made her way back to her ship. It was a tiny sparkle of light in the night's sky. She followed the trail to the planet's moon. It was there that she found nothing of use to the case at hand. Another bust. The desolate satellite was more of a wasteland than the planet it orbited. Another shimmer of light appeared as she prepared to leave the tiny space rock. It was accompanied with a violent vortex that swallowed her whole. She instantly found herself plummeting to the ground. The landing was hard, but not hard enough to cause her problems. On the way down, she found herself passing through a grid of light. A light that forced many of her suit's systems to shut down. The repair function began immediately, but it would take time for things to be at full power. She looked around. The room enclosing her was perfectly square and painted with a generous coat of grey. There were no doors. No windows. There was light, but nothing to generate it. Her suit's positioning system couldn't even get a lock, and it reported the walls as "alive." She was far from home and nothing was making sense. A P.A. system cued in with a sultry, robotic voice that said, "Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We would like to thank you for volunteering to be a much-needed test subject for the Enrichment Center activities. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of the Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur. Please stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One."

I wonder if this would be the result?:

[Thunderchin]

I'll bump this thread with a new fandom to insert Samus into.