You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby DarkPhazonElite » 03.25.12 12:20am

When you make a special, impromptu trip to the mall 20 minutes before closing time when you live 15 minutes away JUST to buy a copy of MP Trilogy for $70. (Made it with 5 minutes to spare! :P )

EDIT....Crap!!! I just realized I spammed this thread and I can't remove my posts!!! lasdkjfaelrngladwglafdsngvlan I think we should be able to remove our spam posts if we aren't supposed to spam! >_<

Um...anyways back on topic....when you download a ton of Metroid music onto your phone's MP3 player and you skip all of the regular, mainstream music that pops up because you want to hear more Metroid Music!

....when you are afraid to turn off the lights at night because you are afraid that Chozo Ghosts are going to appear!

....when you walk through water in a swimming pool and think "must....find....Gravity...Suit....."

...when your 2 year old is constantly asking you to play either "Metroid little" (M1), "Metroid Super" (SM), or "Big Metroid" (MOM) because you play it constantly and she likes seeing Samus. (She also likes to call the games "Little Samus" for M1 and so on.)

....when various Metroid terms (i.e. Mother Brain, Metroid, Samus) are part of your 2 year old's extensive vocabulary, and she sometimes tells random people that "the big bad guys are gonna give Samus boo boos!" or "Samus is gonna get Mother Brain!"

....you refer to nasty, room-clearing farts as Power Bombs

....you always look for opportunities to make Metroid references

....when you really want to own a cartridge of M1 and SM "just because." (I already have them on the VC)

....when you secretly hate your husband cause he nailed Ridley and MB (in SM) on the first try and he's extremely new to Metroid. :P (Naw, I don't really hate him, but ya know?)

EDIT: When you play a Mario game and get the star and you see Mario flipping and killing goombas and such, you think "SCREW ATTACK!!".

Whenever you go through a lava level in a Mario game (particularly a newer one) you think of it as "Norfair on Acid".
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby PlatypusIV » 04.10.12 6:34pm

...When the first forum you join is a Metroid forum. (which is true in my case)
...When you have a Metroid-themed desktop wallpaper.

That's all I have for now, but if I come up with anything else, I'll edit this post.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby Blastfan13 » 04.11.12 12:18am

>_<X MOM,NO! I dont want to go to the movies! NOOOO, STOP! LET GO! AT LEAST LET ME SAVE IT!

(Yeah... at 16 years of age, well...)

But you guys understand my pain right?

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby Thunderchin » 04.17.12 9:25pm

...when this reminds you of the Phazon Suit (and is the sole reason you chose Heavy Armor):

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby DarkPhazonElite » 04.24.12 10:30am

When you complain about your almost 3 year old coloring on the walls to your husband with a dark blue marker while suggesting glossier paint than flat, and you say "It looks like Dark Samus threw up on the wall!!!!"
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby KRAID » 05.05.12 5:34am

Well something ive done is play metroid constantly for weeks on end.
Up to 8 or more hrs per day sometimes ill not even eat anything im so into it.

I tend to get obsessive like this with all metroid games.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby G H O R™ » 06.01.12 8:37pm

When you are having a Live Wallpaper of the menu in Echoes (Guilty)

When your Ringtone is Metroid oriented (guilty, it's the starting music in Echoes)

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby Varia » 06.14.12 12:13pm

When you're watching the movie Signs (2002) and keep staring down at the kids shirt thinking it's a Metroid... only to learn it's a boy holding a chain-saw. >_<X

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby Thunderchin » 06.15.12 10:32am

Varia wrote:When you're watching the movie Signs (2002) and keep staring down at the kids shirt thinking it's a Metroid... only to learn it's a boy holding a chain-saw. >_<X

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Good find! :D

You know you're obsessed when you hum Metroid boss battle themes during movies and other games. I actually hummed the Mother Brain theme during The Hunger Games!
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby Doctor Icy » 06.15.12 10:52am

What part did you hum that during, Thunderchin? Had somebody near me in the theater done that, I would have nearly had a seizure from the sheer awesome of the two great series combined...

You know you're obsessed with Metroid when you imagine how the characters would act in other stories when you're bored. I actually wondered how a Metroid Hunger Games would go once, but I think we all know which character would win. :awesome:
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby Thunderchin » 06.15.12 3:50pm

Doctor Icy wrote:What part did you hum that during, Thunderchin? Had somebody near me in the theater done that, I would have nearly had a seizure from the sheer awesome of the two great series combined...
The final part when Katniss, Peeta and Cato are atop the Cornucopia. Then the Crateria theme was hummed by me as Peeta judo threw Cato off the top of the Cornucopia.

You know you're obsessed with Metroid when you imagine how the characters would act in other stories when you're bored. I actually wondered how a Metroid Hunger Games would go once, but I think we all know which character would win. :awesome:
You're talking to the guy with Samniss Arandeen in his signature. I think we both are Metroid Games fans.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby Tianna » 06.15.12 6:50pm

When you have dreams on consecutive nights that are super-intense Metroid themes where you are MF Samus Aran and building an even more awesome chapter in the story of your life. And each dream continues on from the last.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby R7038 XX » 06.16.12 2:43pm

You freak out after Super Metroid appears in the top 100 video games of all time.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby Thunderchin » 06.22.12 1:11am

You know you're obsessed with Metroid when, no matter how many times you've read the book, you still expect the wedding dress to burst into flame to reveal a Varia Suit.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Metroid when...?

Postby garbin » 06.24.12 11:17am

You refer to your mum (or mom if you prefer) as Mother Brain
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